Cody was running a bit late today, so I started dinner on my own. I got the kids started on a little "homework project," and I thought that they would be well entertained. For the most part, they were. Mallory, however, is a bit too young to be focused for long periods....well....periods longer than about fifteen seconds. She did her piece of painting and off she went. Boy, was she busy. She had the broom out, the swiffer out, and every item from the laundry room that she shouldn't have out. My thoughts? All of those things weren't going to kill her and she was happy....ehhhh....who cares? Faith and Cam were doing great!!!....painting away!!! SUCCESS!!!
BUH-UUTTT....Cody was much later than I expected and dinner was taking much longer than I expected...AND Faith and Cam's little art project ended earlier than expected. ENTER TRIPLE TROUBLE. These youngins' were everywhere. Running from one end of the house to the other....and of course, Mallory was caught up in the chaos and she couldn't quite keep up. That means that Mallory was doing A LOT of falling and A LOT of crying. I must say, however, I was pretty cool....abnormally so. I finished dinner and we sat down to eat without anyone having any knots, bruises, or gashes on any part of their body....SUCCESS!!!
I have to say that I was feeling pretty darn good about myself. I came home, played with the kids, did some "homework," cooked dinner, AND served dinner....by myself!!! Cody is always here to help me out (thank goodness), and I sometimes think that I could not survive without him....BUT I DID! HA! Man, I was thinking I was good....UNTIL....Cody got home. Faith stood up to see him in the kitchen and that's when....I look up to see her tiny, white, behind shining back at me. No shorts. No underwear. Yep. Bare booty. She sat the ENTIRE meal without her panties on. AGHHH!
......I mean c'mon!!! Doesn't get much funnier than that. Faith thought it was pretty funny, too. I let out a shriek, which she found entertaining. She was very proud. Let's hope she outgrows wanting to go without panties. ;)
Can't you tell that this chick is a hoot???!!!
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